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11.06.2025 03:31

Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
No, not a chance
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Still no good.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...