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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 03:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Fourth meeting of the International Health Regulations (2005) Emergency Committee regarding the upsurge of mpox 2024 – Temporary recommendations - World Health Organization (WHO)

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

No, not a chance

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

New COVID variant could come with extremely painful symptom - PennLive.com

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

© you're so funny!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Still no good.

Box Office: ‘Ballerina’ Arms Itself With $10.6 Million Opening Day, ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Gets Third Weekend on Top - Variety

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Appendix cancers on the rise in younger generations, study finds - NBC News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...