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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Then came..

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do I get fit at home?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?